8 Simple Rules Forever

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Paul: You think I’m gonna let you goof around the house by yourselves? 
Bridget: Well, I assumed…
Paul: Aha! No, never assume. Because when you assume, you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.” 

Paul: So sue me if I presume people enjoy that. 
Bridget: Aha! Never presume, because when you presume, you press you to me… Eww, gross! That doesn’t work.
Paul: OK, all right. Just go on.  

8 Simple Rules, Season 1, Episode 24: Queen Bees and King Bees